Open a fund to help pay for solicitors
Refuse to do a reconstruction
Tour around Europe talking to dignitaries not actually looking for your child
Leave your remaining children in the creche the very next day
Meet the Pope
Refuse to answer 48 questions
Refuse help from Missing People Abroad
Complain about the speed of a police car whilst informed of a potential lead
Laugh, joke and suck lollipops whilst one of the most significant abduction leads came to a climax
Set up a website
Not bother offering a reward
Hire cowboy detectives with no experience in looking for missing children
Smirk when you hear that your child may have been seen
Hand out photographs of when your child was younger
Not bother to search for your child
When possible sightings emerge, ignore them all and go in the opposite direction to promote your search
Spend time deleting text messages and phone calls
Change your statements over and over again
Laugh your head off after you've claimed that your child was stolen by paedophiles
Not hand out leaflets or posters
Charge people who genuinely wanted to help you find your child for the tacky memorabilia in an online store
Go jogging
Play tennis
Push the statement of a known liar to cover your back
Let someone you hardly knew that checked on your child walk away scott free
Demand an archive of your case
Hide efits because you closely resemble the prime suspect
Put pressure on the police to highlight an abductor that never was
Shout out "They've taken her" not distinguishing which child they took
Do planned photo shoots for the media
Collect free wine from the bar where you used to frequent
Go on suspicious trips to three places whilst the sniffer dogs are being organised
Check the breathing of your remaining children who didn't wake at all during the 'abduction'
Say that your child went missing at 10pm rather than earlier in the evening as stated on witness statements
Have 'words' with witnesses
Use the media to help make changes in your story
Plan special events months in advance to commemorate your childs 'disappearance'
Don't bother questioning your friends after hearing of a disturbing statement
Lie about not owning a blue bag that was photographed in your wardrobe after your child went missing.
Say it's rotting meat, trash and dirty nappies when a strange and unpleasant smell is noticed in your hire car
Leave your car boot open, morning noon and night for days on end
Write in your book that the last 'happy day' was on the 2nd of May. What about the 3rd
Question your friends if they had problems remembering the exact times they saw your child
Tell a social worker that your child had been abducted by a childless couple
Ask your friends why they started searching in the opposite direction to which the 'abductor' was spotted
Still leave the apartment after thinking the 'abductor' could be in there with your children
Question your friend who had supposedly spotted the 'abductor' after the tracker dogs followed a scent in the opposite directions
Leave the country after blood and cadaver dogs alerted to most items belonging to you, including a hire car
Leave your child behind
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